Day: March 12, 2025
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BREAKING: New York Governor Discovers Time Machine, Travels to Future Where Social Security Is a Myth!
In an astonishing revelation, New York Governor Kathy Hochul has apparently mastered time travel—or at least the art of prophetic Facebook posting. According to her latest social media outburst, the Trump Administration has CONFIRMED plans to eliminate Social Security and Medicare, throwing millions of unsuspecting retirees into a dystopian wasteland where bingo halls are deserted,…