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Iran’s Airport Hit, Trump Says Power Plants Could Be Next — Tehran’s Free Lunch May Be Ending
For years, diplomatic optimists insisted Iran could be persuaded to abandon its nuclear ambitions with enough money, sanctions…
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Elon Musk Is Ready to Give Mel Gibson $100 Million for a Proper “Odyssey.” Almost.
Hollywood had barely finished releasing Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey when Elon Musk appeared ready to send the entire…
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Hakeem Jeffries Solves $4 Gas With a Facebook Graphic: Just “End the War”
Apparently, reopening the Strait of Hormuz requires neither diplomacy nor military strategy—only large white letters on a navy-blue…
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Trump Warned About Noncitizen Voting. New Jersey’s Democratic Governor Admits 6,600 Noncitizens Were Registered
A Democratic governor has confirmed that thousands of people who identified themselves as non-U.S. citizens were placed on…
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Mamdani Promised Free Buses. New Yorkers Got Fines and Taxpayer-Funded Fare Inspectors Instead
The mayor’s “fast and free” bus promise has produced an $882 million speed plan, more automated enforcement and…
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Who Holds the Mayor Accountable When He Forgets His Job Is Fixing New York’s Potholes — Not Enforcing a Foreign Court’s Warrant?
How New Yorkers can lawfully demand answers when a city official appears more focused on enforcing an international…
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Mamdani Called It OPEN — But, as Socialists Often Do, City Hall Gave Birth to Another Commission
It began beautifully. Mayor Zohran Mamdani gathered deputy mayors, commissioners, City Council members, agency officials, advocates, and small-business…
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Former CIA Officer Says He Found the Election-Tampering Trail — Washington Apparently Found the Curtains
A former CIA officer says his team found engineers, technical evidence, and a trail of possible election interference.…
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New York’s AI Energy Plan: Canadian Power, Albany Permits, and a One-Year Pause Button
Governor Hochul says she is protecting ratepayers. Her new system may also create New York’s most valuable renewable…

